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Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament, and ignorantly defeat Farquaad's knights.
Dragon falls in love with Donkey and carries him to her chambers.His guards rush in with something he has been searching for: the Magic Mirror.He asks The Mirror if his kingdom is the fairest of them all but is told that he is not even a king.At first, Fiona is thrilled to be rescued but is quickly disappointed when Shrek reveals he is an ogre.
She demands that Farquaad come to get her himself, but Shrek forcibly carries her with him.
During the course of his investigation, he encounters various old connections, ...